Professionally Unemployable Ringer T-Shirt — Funny Artist Quote Tee

A soft, vintage-inspired ringer tee that speaks with dry humor. The light heather body with dark contrast collar and cuffs gives it a retro edge while the faded blackletter front text and small back emblem feel like a secret emblem for folks who lean sardonic. Wear it to coffee shops, low-key gigs, or when you want your outfit to say wry and worn-in without shouting. The fabric drapes lightly and breathes in warm rooms; the side seams keep the shape after many wears. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for on easy mornings and nights out where you’d rather smirk than explain.

Product features
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for a soft, smooth feel (fiber content varies by color)
- Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz/yd²) that layers easily and breathes well
- Contrasting 1x1 rib binding on collar and sleeves for a vintage ringer look
- Side seams for better shape retention and structural support
- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort; Heather Grey contains 10% polyester

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean