"Professionally Unemployable" Black Coffee Mug for Artists

Professionally Unemployable
Gainfully making weird shit.

This glossy black ceramic mug is for people who wear their weirdness with pride. Heavy on contrast, the white distressed lettering jumps off the deep black surface and reads like a badge of creative rebellion. It holds morning coffee, midnight brainstorming brews, and stubborn ritual cups during long design sessions. Comfortable C-handle, two size options, and bright, durable printing mean the message keeps looking sharp through daily use and the dishwasher. Slip this mug onto a cluttered desk or a crowded kitchen shelf and let it start conversations — or keep it close as a quiet reminder that making strange, original work is worth it.

Product features
- Glossy black 100% ceramic with bright, high-contrast printing
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes to suit different brew habits
- Dishwasher- and microwave-safe for everyday convenience
- Comfortable C-shaped handle and sturdy build
- Lead-, cadmium- and BPA-compliant; meets safety standards

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap