Professionally Unemployable Women's Festival Tank
Professionally Unemployable Women's Festival Tank
Lightweight and lived-in, this festival tank carries a cheeky, sideways humor that reads like your weekend manifesto. The soft scoop neck and curved hem drape gently, so movement and comfort come first whether you’re crowd-surfing at dusk or sipping coffee at a vendor stall. The front graphic — a tongue-in-cheek mug and bold “Professionally Unemployable” line — pairs with a subtle back slogan for a quiet wink that only fellow weirdos will catch. Wear it with high-waisted shorts, layered under an open shirt, or alone when you want to let your offbeat sense of humor lead the way.
Product features
- 65/35 polyester/cotton blend for durability and breathability
- Scoop neckline for a casual, flattering fit
- Hemmed neck and armholes for a clean finish
- Curved hem offering a feminine drape and movement
- Tear-away label and side seams for comfort and structured fit
Care instructions
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length, in | 25.75 | 26.25 | 26.75 | 27.25 | 27.75 |
| Chest Width (Laid Flat), in | 17.63 | 18.63 | 19.63 | 21.13 | 22.63 |
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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