Degenerate Artist Women's Festival Tank

Good news: the respectable people are uncomfortable.

The Degenerate Artist Women’s Festival Tank is for anyone whose work has been called inappropriate, excessive, unsettling, impractical, or “not really something we can display in the lobby.” Congratulations—you found the nerve.

Featuring original Unimaginative artwork and the declaration “DEGENERATE ARTIST — Making respectable people nervous,” this tank turns disapproval into a professional credential. If they’re clutching pearls, at least you gave them something productive to do with their hands.

It’s soft, lightweight, and comfortably draped—ideal for creating something objectionable while being quietly judged by gallery committees, neighborhood associations, and distant relatives.

Wear it to art festivals, studio sessions, gallery openings, dive bars, or any family gathering where someone asks when you’re getting a “real job.” Pair with stained fingers, questionable subject matter, and absolutely no interest in becoming more palatable.

Make the art. Disturb the respectable.

Product details:

• Lightweight 3.5 oz fabric
• 65% polyester / 35% combed ring-spun cotton
• Scoop neckline with hemmed neck and armholes
• Curved hem and side seams for a relaxed, flattering drape
• Tear-away label
• Available in black, sizes S–2XL
• Respectability deliberately excluded

See the Degenerate Artist collection.