Art Supply Hoarder Women's Festival Tank

Good news: you still don’t have enough.

The Art Supply Hoarder Women’s Festival Tank is for artists who understand that owning twelve sketchbooks, forty-seven pens, three kinds of white paint, and an entire drawer labeled “miscellaneous texture stuff” does not constitute a problem.

It constitutes preparedness.

Featuring original Unimaginative artwork and the declaration ART SUPPLY HOARDER, this tank is for anyone who has entered an art supply store for one thing and emerged forty-five minutes later carrying a bag full of possibilities and absolutely not the thing they originally went in for.

You need that paint.

Yes, you already have that color.

No, this one is different.

And those scraps are not garbage. They’re materials.

The expensive paper you’ve been saving for six years is also completely justified. You’ll use it when the right project comes along. Please stop asking invasive questions.

Wear it to art festivals, studio sessions, craft stores, flea markets, estate sales, clearance aisles, or while reorganizing your supplies in increasingly elaborate storage systems instead of actually making anything.

Product details:

• Lightweight 3.5 oz fabric
• 65% polyester / 35% combed ring-spun cotton
• Scoop neckline with hemmed neck and armholes
• Curved hem and side seams for a relaxed, flattering fit
• Does not count as another art supply
• Purchasing one therefore remains financially responsible
• Storage bins continue to multiply under unexplained circumstances
• Still saving the good paper

ART SUPPLY HOARDER
I’m going to use it eventually.

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