"Professionally Unemployable" Muscle Tee — Women's Graphic Cropped Sleeveless Top
Professionally Unemployable
Gainfully making weird shit.
This garment-dyed heavyweight muscle tee feels like an inside joke you wear out loud. The faded charcoal body and cropped, boxy cut read casual and unapologetic — a quiet declaration for anyone who prefers humor, deadpan honesty, and low-effort style. The small, serif text across the chest adds a vintage, editorial touch that pairs with high-waisted jeans, layered jackets, or a slouchy blazer. It sits structured at the shoulders but moves easy through the body, so mornings that start with coffee and end with a walk feel effortless and slightly rebellious. Wear it to small shows, coffee shops, or lazy meetups when you want to look put-together without trying hard. The breathable heavyweight cotton and taped seams mean it will soften with wear while holding its shape. It’s for people who collect witty tees and quiet statements — the ones who value comfort, texture, and a little dry humor in everyday outfits.
Product features
- 100% U.S. cotton for breathable comfort
- 6 oz. heavyweight knit with durable, structured shoulders
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in, vintage fade
- Boxy mid-length cut with wide rib collar and taped neck/shoulders
- Side seams and tear-away label for clean fit and wearability
Care instructions
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length, in | 20.00 | 21.00 | 22.00 | 23.00 | 24.00 |
| Body Length Tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
| Chest Tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
| Chest Width (Laid Flat), in | 21.00 | 22.00 | 23.00 | 24.50 | 26.00 |
