Professionally Unemployable Pin Button

Good news: your performance review is in.

The Professionally Unemployable Pin Button is for artists, makers, freelancers, independent thinkers, and anyone whose personality has been repeatedly determined incompatible with fluorescent lighting and mandatory team-building exercises.

Featuring original Unimaginative artwork and the designation PROFESSIONALLY UNEMPLOYABLE, this pin commemorates the moment you realized that having ideas, asking questions, noticing absurdity, and wanting to do things your own way are apparently considered workplace complications.

Your résumé says “self-directed.”

Human Resources has another word for it.

Pin it to your jacket, tote, backpack, apron, studio gear, or the outfit you wear while explaining for the seventeenth time that yes, making art is your real job.

Ideal for art festivals, studio sessions, freelance gigs, gallery openings, coffee shops during normal business hours, and anywhere populated by people who still have to request permission to take lunch.

Product details:

• Available in 1.25”, 2.25”, and 3” sizes
• Metal construction with mylar face
• Strong safety-pin backing
• Glossy, scratch-resistant and UV-resistant front
• Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
• References available upon absolutely no request
• Benefits package includes creative freedom and financial uncertainty
• HR has been unable to reach you

PROFESSIONALLY UNEMPLOYABLE
Overqualified for compliance.

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