Taste Criminal Women's Festival Tank

The taste police have issued a warrant. Wear this during your escape.

The Taste Criminal Women’s Festival Tank is for artists, maximalists, thrift-store archaeologists, and anyone whose aesthetic choices have been called “interesting” by someone whose entire house is the color of oatmeal.

Featuring original Unimaginative artwork with gothic-punk lettering and a detailed hand holding the evidence, it announces that your visual crimes were intentional, premeditated, and honestly the best thing to happen to the room.

Soft, lightweight, and cut with a scoop neckline, feminine drape, and curved hem, it makes an extremely comfortable getaway uniform. Wear it to festivals, studios, galleries, dive bars, flea markets, or anywhere respectable taste is being enforced without probable cause.

Pair with suspicious accessories and the confidence of someone who has never once asked, “But will everyone like it?”

Good taste is just peer pressure with a mood board. Plead guilty.

Product details:

• Lightweight 3.5 oz fabric
• 65% polyester / 35% combed ring-spun cotton
• Scoop neckline with hemmed neck and armholes
• Curved hem and side seams for a relaxed, flattering drape
• Tear-away label
• Available in black, sizes S–2XL
• Taste-police approval neither sought nor required

Size guide:

See the Taste Criminal collection.