Smile If You Masturbated Today Coffee Mug

$20.00

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SMILE IF YOU MASTURBATED TODAY

Some mugs say good morning. This one gathers useful data.

A glossy white ceramic coffee mug for caffeine, tea, and making breakfast slightly more informative than anyone requested.

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Suitable for home, studio, office kitchens with a tolerant HR department, and other centers of adult learning.

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