Smile If You Masturbated Today Unisex T-Shirt

Smile If You Masturbated Today Unisex Premium T-Shirt

$35.00

Taxes included. Shipping calculated at checkout.

Color Black Charcoal White

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

The practical part

Product-specific materials, dimensions, care, and included components are listed below where applicable.
Shipping timing varies by product and destination.
Eligible returns may be requested within 14 days of delivery.

Browse Merchandise Shipping Returns & repairs

SMILE IF YOU MASTURBATED TODAY

A surprisingly efficient public-health questionnaire.

This premium unisex tee puts the important question up front and leaves strangers to manage their own facial expressions. Soft, pre-shrunk combed cotton and a regular crew-neck fit keep the shirt practical while the slogan handles community outreach.

Product details:

100% combed cotton
Marles color: 85% cotton / 15% viscose
5.3 oz/yd² fabric
Pre-shrunk
Regular fit
Crew neck
Side-seamed construction
Double-needle topstitching at sleeves and hem
Ribbed collar and shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Sizes S–3XL

For current fulfillment and delivery information, see our Shipping Policy. For returns, repairs, and exchanges, see Returns & Repairs. Questions? Contact us.