Smile If You Masturbated Today 20 oz insulated tumbler, back view

Smile If You Masturbated Today Insulated Tumbler

$30.00
Skip to product information
Smile If You Masturbated Today 20 oz insulated tumbler, back view

Smile If You Masturbated Today Insulated Tumbler

$30.00
Taxes included. Shipping calculated at checkout.

The practical part

  • Product-specific materials, dimensions, care, and included components are listed below where applicable.
  • Shipping timing varies by product and destination.
  • Eligible returns may be requested within 14 days of delivery.

SMILE IF YOU MASTURBATED TODAY

Good news: hydration finally has a motivational framework.

This 20 oz insulated stainless steel tumbler carries the statement plainly and includes a lid and straw for coffee, water, iced drinks, and whatever else you need while radiating the quiet confidence of a person with healthy hobbies.

Product details:

  • High-grade stainless steel
  • 20 oz / 600 ml capacity
  • Approx. 4 in × 7.2 in
  • Includes lid and straw
  • Hand wash only
  • Not microwave safe
  • Not leak-proof; keep upright
Shipping, Returns & Repairs

For current fulfillment and delivery information, see our Shipping Policy. For returns, repairs, and exchanges, see Returns & Repairs. Questions? Contact us.

More from Unimaginative

"My Human Is Not Friendly" Pet Tank Top

1. Mourning - Walled Work

10. Toxic Flutter - Walled Work

11. New Sketch #9 - Walled Work