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Professionally Unemployable Muscle Tee
$42.47
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PROFESSIONALLY UNEMPLOYABLE
Gainfully making weird shit.
For people who traded a clean career narrative for invoices, studio debris, strange deadlines, and work they actually care about.
This heavyweight garment-dyed muscle tee has a faded finish, structured shoulders, and a boxy mid-length cut. It is substantial enough for repeat studio wear and comfortable enough for all the unpaid administrative labor nobody mentioned when you became your own boss.
Product details:
- 100% U.S. cotton
- Heavyweight 6 oz/yd² fabric
- Garment-dyed finish
- Boxy mid-length fit with structured shoulders and side seams
- Wide rib collar with taped neck and shoulders
- Tear-away label
Fit: Boxy, mid-length silhouette.
Size guide:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body length, in | 20.00 | 21.00 | 22.00 | 23.00 | 24.00 |
| Chest width laid flat, in | 21.00 | 22.00 | 23.00 | 24.50 | 26.00 |
| Body length tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
| Chest tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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