Creative Menace Women's Festival Tank

Good news: you’ve been identified as the problem.

The Creative Menace Women’s Festival Tank is for artists, makers, compulsive doodlers, chronic idea-havers, and anyone who has repeatedly demonstrated an inability to leave perfectly acceptable things alone.

Featuring original Unimaginative artwork and the declaration CREATIVE MENACE, this tank serves as a convenient warning to anyone who might otherwise hand you a blank surface, an unattended sketchbook, or the phrase “I was thinking we should keep it simple.”

You will not keep it simple.

You will have an idea.

The idea will require supplies.

The supplies will require more supplies.

And three hours later, something that absolutely did not need to exist will be sitting on the table while you stare at it thinking, Okay, but what if I added…

Wear it to art festivals, studio sessions, gallery openings, craft stores, coffee shops, or anywhere respectable people are attempting to maintain a reasonable amount of visual order.

Product details:

• Lightweight 3.5 oz fabric
• 65% polyester / 35% combed ring-spun cotton
• Scoop neckline with hemmed neck and armholes
• Curved hem and side seams for a relaxed, flattering fit
• May encourage unnecessary embellishment
• Known to interfere with perfectly adequate designs
• Containment efforts have been unsuccessful

CREATIVE MENACE
Improving things nobody asked you to touch.

See the Creative Menace collection.