Smile If You Masturbated Today Unisex T-Shirt

Smile If You Masturbated Today Unisex Premium T-Shirt

$35.00

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Color Black Charcoal White

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

The practical part

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SMILE IF YOU MASTURBATED TODAY

A surprisingly efficient public-health questionnaire.

This premium unisex tee puts the important question up front and leaves strangers to manage their own facial expressions. Soft, pre-shrunk combed cotton and a regular crew-neck fit keep the shirt practical while the slogan handles community outreach.

Product details:

100% combed cotton
Marles color: 85% cotton / 15% viscose
5.3 oz/yd² fabric
Pre-shrunk
Regular fit
Crew neck
Side-seamed construction
Double-needle topstitching at sleeves and hem
Ribbed collar and shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Sizes S–3XL

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