Imaginative Delinquent Women's Festival Tank

Good news: your creative misconduct has escalated to a wearable offense.

The Imaginative Delinquent Women’s Festival Tank is for anyone with a documented history of unauthorized ideas, suspicious amounts of curiosity, and repeated failure to respect the boundaries of conventional good taste.

Featuring original Unimaginative artwork and the declaration IMAGINATIVE DELINQUENT, this tank identifies you as someone who cannot be trusted around blank surfaces, discarded materials, unattended art supplies, or anything accompanied by the instruction “please don’t alter this.”

You’ve been warned before.

It didn’t take.

Somewhere along the way, “What if I tried…” became less of a question and more of an incident report.

Wear it to art festivals, studio sessions, gallery openings, concerts, craft stores, or anywhere imaginative misconduct is likely to occur. Especially useful when entering spaces containing expensive supplies and inadequate supervision.

Product details:

• Lightweight 3.5 oz fabric
• 65% polyester / 35% combed ring-spun cotton
• Scoop neckline with hemmed neck and armholes
• Curved hem and side seams for a relaxed, flattering fit
• Prior offenses may include doodling, modifying, repurposing, embellishing, and unauthorized experimentation
• Shows little evidence of remorse
• Rehabilitation not currently planned

IMAGINATIVE DELINQUENT
Repeat offender. No remorse.

See the Imaginative Delinquent collection.