{"product_id":"taste-criminal-womens-festival-tank","title":"Taste Criminal Women's Festival Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe taste police have issued a warrant. Wear this during your escape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eTaste Criminal Women’s Festival Tank\u003c\/strong\u003e is for artists, maximalists, thrift-store archaeologists, and anyone whose aesthetic choices have been called “interesting” by someone whose entire house is the color of oatmeal.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing original Unimaginative artwork with gothic-punk lettering and a detailed hand holding the evidence, it announces that your visual crimes were intentional, premeditated, and honestly the best thing to happen to the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoft, lightweight, and cut with a scoop neckline, feminine drape, and curved hem, it makes an extremely comfortable getaway uniform. Wear it to festivals, studios, galleries, dive bars, flea markets, or anywhere respectable taste is being enforced without probable cause.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePair with suspicious accessories and the confidence of someone who has never once asked, “But will everyone like it?”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGood taste is just peer pressure with a mood board. Plead guilty.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight 3.5 oz fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e65% polyester \/ 35% combed ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScoop neckline with hemmed neck and armholes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCurved hem and side seams for a relaxed, flattering drape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black, sizes S–2XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTaste-police approval neither sought nor required\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eBody Length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e25.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e26.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e26.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e27.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eChest Width (Laid Flat), in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e17.63\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e18.63\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e19.63\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e21.13\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e22.63\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003eSee the \u003ca href=\"\/zh\/collections\/taste-criminal\"\u003eTaste Criminal collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":46378734518351,"sku":"31681356441757316519","price":39.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":46378734551119,"sku":"16775560219971133844","price":39.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":46378734583887,"sku":"11547791284257860483","price":39.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":46378734616655,"sku":"17966982615632060664","price":39.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":46378734649423,"sku":"97021812147583985452","price":45.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/2415\/1631\/files\/stock_image_3_a2ab3a8c-bdeb-4af8-91c8-e8e538ae68f7.png?v=1787337376","url":"https:\/\/www.unimaginative.org\/zh\/products\/taste-criminal-womens-festival-tank","provider":"Unimaginative","version":"1.0","type":"link"}