{"product_id":"my-human-is-not-friendly-pet-tank-top","title":"\"My Human Is Not Friendly\" Pet Tank Top","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e10.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e12.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e7.24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eCollar width, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e5.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e6.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eChest width (laid flat), in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e7.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWeight, lb\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e23.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e45.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e70.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis pet tank top brings attitude and comfort to walks, meetups, and couch-side lounging. Soft, combed ringspun cotton and a stretchy 1x1 rib knit let your dog move freely while the double-needle binding keeps the neckline and armholes neat after washes. The bold graphic — a mischievous cartoon pup with the cheeky slogan “My Human Is Not Friendly” in striking red — gives a playful, slightly rebellious vibe that reads clearly from a distance. It suits dogs who strut with personality, owners who love a little edge, and casual moments like neighborhood strolls, pet-friendly events, or photos for social feeds. Practical details like medium-weight fabric and an EasyTear™ label make dressing hassle-free, and the recommended sizing note helps ensure a comfortable fit for chestier breeds.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% combed ringspun cotton for solid colors (soft, smooth print surface)\u003cbr\u003e- 1x1 rib knit for stretch and shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle ribbed binding at neck and armholes to prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight fabric (5 oz\/yd²) with EasyTear™ label for comfort and easy wear\u003cbr\u003e- Runs small — size up for larger-chested breeds; size variance +\/- 1\"-2\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":46094689763407,"sku":"42869546703380940011","price":37.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather","offer_id":46094689796175,"sku":"31861897085814215673","price":37.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pink","offer_id":46094689828943,"sku":"14108043020762180713","price":37.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":46094689861711,"sku":"24901531274637145049","price":37.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather","offer_id":46094689894479,"sku":"82710482605322622843","price":37.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pink","offer_id":46094689927247,"sku":"19315150196245429411","price":37.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":46094689960015,"sku":"17548060044775037306","price":37.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather","offer_id":46094689992783,"sku":"10502578876373697228","price":37.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pink","offer_id":46094690025551,"sku":"30280945944005670724","price":37.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/2415\/1631\/files\/9253644476110252131_2048.jpg?v=1784487737","url":"https:\/\/www.unimaginative.org\/products\/my-human-is-not-friendly-pet-tank-top","provider":"Unimaginative","version":"1.0","type":"link"}