{"product_id":"creative-menace-womens-tank","title":"Creative Menace Women's Festival Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGood news: you’ve been identified as the problem.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCreative Menace Women’s Festival Tank\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is for artists, makers, compulsive doodlers, chronic idea-havers, and anyone who has repeatedly demonstrated an inability to leave perfectly acceptable things alone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing original Unimaginative artwork and the declaration \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCREATIVE MENACE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, this tank serves as a convenient warning to anyone who might otherwise hand you a blank surface, an unattended sketchbook, or the phrase “I was thinking we should keep it simple.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou will not keep it simple.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou will have an idea.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe idea will require supplies.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe supplies will require more supplies.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd three hours later, something that absolutely did not need to exist will be sitting on the table while you stare at it thinking, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOkay, but what if I added…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear it to art festivals, studio sessions, gallery openings, craft stores, coffee shops, or anywhere respectable people are attempting to maintain a reasonable amount of visual order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLightweight 3.5 oz fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e65% polyester \/ 35% combed ring-spun cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScoop neckline with hemmed neck and armholes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCurved hem and side seams for a relaxed, flattering fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay encourage unnecessary embellishment\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKnown to interfere with perfectly adequate designs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eContainment efforts have been unsuccessful\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCREATIVE MENACE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eImproving things nobody asked you to touch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; 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